aduhm:

A short lesson in psychology!

• when a person laughs to much, that person is hiding small Filipino children in their basement
• when a person sleeps a lot, they are tired
• when a person can’t cry, they are gay
• when a person cries on little things, their favorite animal is a white-tailed deer
• when a person talks less but faster, they liked Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance more than Born This Way

jesuschristvevo:

*drinks vodka from a sippy cup*

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

omg there is nothig to eat in this house

i just got an idea for a commercial for like a milkshake or something

okay so theres two girls walking in the woods and out of nowhere this guy in a ski mask comes up behind her with a knife and grabs her and he says “say your last words” and the girl screams but instead of stabbing her he dumps a milkshake on her head and then she licks it and says “mmm this is really good!!”

i kind of want to play a final fantasy game cuz ive never played any before and my cousin has a bunch of them (idk which ones but ill ask) which ones are the best ones to play?

kriemhild-gretchen:

it’s funny how madoka thinks her pink ribbons are too flashy like girl your hair is fucking pink